Scribe Report

Run 391

The Hash site was near Telaga Harbor where 31 Hashers appeared in dense jungle and rubber trees for a good and challenging run. Visitors from The New Delhi hash and a visitor from the Qatar hash showed up along with the usual suspects.  New shoes were dealt with in classic Hash style, much to HORNY and FINNISH’S chagrin, along with a Virgin and a visitor.

The Hares, ARTY FARTY and SWORD SWALLOWER explained the run and we were off.  First; to wade down a stream, dinghy optional, then a slippery, steamy scramble up a waterfall and into the rubber plantation. Gloves were conveniently available as the hares no doubt were stabbed by the same thorns that the Harriers encountered.  Leeches not withstanding, PAK GURU, the standing GM, declared the Hash site too mosquitoey and we took off for the Hash House where we held the circle on the beach.

PAK GURU and the executioner, OEDIPUSSY, immersed the Hares, dowsed the Virgins, drenched the visitors, saturated the returners and soaked anyone left over. As the twilight faded, the Hashers filed into the Hash House for a meal of roast pig and sweet ‘taters. 

Grand Master for next hash:  OEDIPUSSY

Hares:  BANGSEAT and COCKPIT