Hash Run #384

 

Into the Jungle

 

Grand Master: Fowl F*cker

 

Hares: INSPECTHER FUZZ; LYNBEENROGERED

 

Executioner:  FEETAL FUNGUS

 

 

Cars lined the side of the Jalan Temoyong road as a good size and enthusiastic group gathered for the 284th Hash run. The Grand Master Fowl F*cker assembled the hashers in a small clearing off the to side of the road and the Hares described what would be an amazing jungle adventure for those hearty enough and brave enough to participate. 

 

The run was on and everyone was off across the road and in to the jungle!  Boring  Bitch and Mini Me brought up the rear to make sure that no one was lost and forgotten.  The run was through jungle and rice paddies, in steep and flat terrain, with clever false trails to confuse even the most experience Hasher.  This run was not for the faint of heart. The deep gorge that hid a swollen and rushing river that could only be crossed by a small and rotting log failed to turn back these brave Hashers! As always the reward of a cold beer seems to lead them; ON! ON!

 

All Hashers returned safely to the circle where the group honored 2 new virgins and welcomed a visiting Hasher from India.  The Grand Master and the Executioner performed their duties with dignity and respect.

 

The Hashers were then off to Fat Ma’s in Pantai Tengah for the much welcomed meal.  Seated at large round tables all were expectantly awaiting the feast to begin. And begin it did with the Chef’s special steamed rice! Then more steamed rice! Bowls of it! Just when all thought that the meal might be over the main courses did arrive and sated even the hungriest Hasher. All departed fed and happy looking forward to the next run.

 

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Oedipussy