Hash No 381
25 January 2008
Location:
HHH Clubhouse
It was timely to
have a hash “on the other side of the island’ again. Hashers being hashers transport was easily
arranged and a sizable contingent of urban hashers turned up at the Langkawi
Beach HHH clubhouse.
There were 31
HASHERS including 7 virgins and one visitor.
Hares “DOUBLE
DUTCH” and “LANGKAWI
TULIP” with the local knowledge of PAK GURU managed to lay a
trail that everyone enjoyed. Almost a real estate agent’s tour
of building sites, with a view, or a pong, or both.
Some enjoyed it more
than others, one pair thought lost turned up rather late, covered in
love-bites, while the circle was already in full swig. The Grand Master (FF) and
executioner (TUPPYLOVE) didn’t take advantage of their situation as she started
the run as a virgin and he was a visitor from Perlis!
All virgins got
off lightly, a few anxious moments after which most were released with their
pants still dry.
Not that there
were many restraints, any excuse was good enough for a humiliating execution.
Matters as trivial as a 300 pound haircut, so un-befitting of a hasher, were
severely punished. Cracks dubbing their masters in will anxiously wait for the
revenge wishing their case was heard on the spot. Executions were carried out
indiscriminately until SLOW SUCK had enough, revolted and the rules were
spelled out there and then. A “down-down-down” (how many was that?)
successfully concluded should stop the executioner in his tracks.
The annual Hashers
Meeting was announced for next Friday, February 1st at Kaki Jilat’s place (where the beer will not be
discounted)
A lively dinner at
SHIN MEE concluded the hash after which the urbanites raced each other back to
town. GM didn’t walk home this time.
Next hash on February
8, hares COCKPIT and BANGSEAT
Scribe: CRIMSON
CROTCH. (‘volunteered’ by KAKI JILAD)