Langkawi Beach

Hash House Harriers

Run #380

11 January 2008

I thought you said on the beach by the Westin, so thats where I went, with Double glazed and Pain in the glass.   I then bumped into Dena and Jacob off "Crimson tide"   'Oh' they said   'Its at the Berringhy resort thinghy place'  . So off we went over the Westin grounds to find this Berringhy place thing.


                 How long has Westin had the  fence repaired by the gate?   I managed to get over it, Double glazed made more of job of it,-- castrating himself in the process, muttering something about bloody stupid something.

      So we all got there.  18 was the count up  including 2 virgins. and a couple of new shoes, and a huge white dog.

       Slogging back up the road we had just  come down from,  the hares drove past blowing the horn.  We had a beer/Gin stop at the back of Westin  and were told whimps right heroes left.   I set off on the heroes run but doubled back behind the tree to join the whimps.

          We ended up across the road from the RLYC and then down the road to the big monkey hill and back in. That was a 50 minute run that was and was long enough. 

    Kaki Jilat diplomatically advised the GM to hold on a minute with the circle as prayers were being called.  we moved onto the beach where as luck would have it darkness came and hid our disgusting   'beerhaviour'.

       A good circle with lots of sinners kept the executioner occupied throughout the evening, even calling in a renegade executionary assistant tuppy love.The hares were dismissed early to prepare the food at the Pier.

     The virgins were dealt with in a manner befitting their rank, One young lady insisted on lifting my shirt and blowing rasberies on the my sweaty tummy. ( Just cant get good virgins these days)

     As  luck smiled on us once more the hares returned with the Volvo bus to take us all to the eats infact lady luck smiled at us a few times that night as we had  ran out of beer  but just managed to complete the circle although  little light in the down downs.

      The Pier is normaly shut on Fidays but Katoi had opened the shutters at the back for us. A BBQ was lit under the tree and the coolers refreshed .   I excused myself early to return to the RLYC party.

      Being young and fit I decided not to use the whimps taxi but instead running back on my own two legs, (what a man)  who needs transport.

Hares for the run on the 25 January run, Robbie Burns night, will be

DOUBLE DUTCH and LANGKAWI TULIP

                   ON ON FF